At Rogers Family Company, we are all about new innovation mixed with old world techniques. On this bright early April day we thought we would share some of our more obscure and inventive coffee products. Many of these are in the prototype phase and/or VERY seasonal (read limited) but we thought you would enjoy getting a sneak peak at the latest and greatest. We figure there will only be a few more round of developments before you are seeing these products in all your local grocery and warehouse stores. Stay tuned!
Coffee IV Drip Kit
Because some mornings require extreme measures. Now, the often dreamed about Coffee IV is here to get that caffeine on board quickly. Each bag is packed with 100% Arabica coffee containing essential nutrients (caffeine) and antioxidants to get you through the day! An added bonus is you can work while drinking coffee completely hands free. Bosses everywhere endorse this product!
Backpack Coffee Bean Roaster
Now you can have the freshest coffee in the office by roasting on the go. Officially rated fire suit and heat shield are included as is the backpack harness made from high tensile nomex material. Beware: natural gases will emit during roasting process — be prepared to attract a following of adoring fans wherever you go.
Giant Coffee Beans
Ditch buying coffee by the bag! Our newest “grate” idea is the Giganta-bean. What did you think Jack discovered when he climbed that beanstalk, a golden egg? Nope, something much better! This 100% radiation-free coffee bean allows you to buy coffee once a year and shave off your perfect portion each morning. 100% All-Natural: no pesticides or GMOs. (Coffee mug and grater not included.)
Zebra Poop Coffee
A truly rare java delicacy! 100% Arabica coffee beans devoured and defecated by wild African zebras. This medium-roast coffee yields an exquisite and smooth mouth-feel with strips of dark chocolate and gamey notes. Not recommended for drinking while on safari in lion country.
Coffee Sack Burlap Underwear
We are all about recycling and reusing materials. This time we have turned it into a fashion statement. Stay fresh with these under garments made from 100% Coffee Burlap Sacks. A great deodorizer and guaranteed 5% chafe-free! Transport and protect your own “cherries” with these aromatic and breathable garments.
30 Gallon Coffee Mug
For the serious coffee drinker. Fill it once and enjoy that coffee goodness the rest of the day. The six foot straw is a nice option that allows you to sit in your chair and sip that fatigue away. Also available is the office crane for those times you need to move a full cup around or the mug jack leveling system for uneven surfaces.
Product Availability – As you probably have guessed this is an April Fools Day gag product. No actual products exists (except for in the twisted sense of humor of our design department). This is merely for our entertainment. We hope you enjoy it.