Rogers Family Co Is Out Of The Coffee Business


Today the Rogers Family Company is making a very drastic change in our business strategy. We are discontinuing our coffee lines and will be making a massive shift in production.

Please stay calm.

We know this is coming as a shock, and you are sure to ask, "what about my coffee?"

While we have enjoyed producing the world's finest coffees, our hearts have been moved by the overwhelming want to be free from tyranny.

Henceforth, we will be exclusively producing, and selling Freedom Clip products in an effort to provide the freedoms each of us truly deserve, but have been denied for too long.



LIP CLIP - Free yourself from auditory assaults and verbal bombardment. The Lip Clip puts an end to the constant chatter. 

(caution - this device may not produce the desired outcome)

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CELL PHONE CLIP - Set yourself free from distractions. This clever clip informs as much as it prevents. 

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EYE CLIP - Coffee has no place in your life once you insert your new Eye Clip. Slips in easily after removing the sterile strip, revealing an eye numbing agent.

(add-ons will include - telescoping lens, polarized lens and more)


freedom clip



PANTS CLIP - Shake the yoke of low-riding pants tyranny. With the Pants Clip, those unsightly boxers will no longer abuse your retinas. 

(caution - do not clip a stranger. the result will not likely be in your favor)

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BELLY ANTI-FREEDOM CLIP - This clip takes away the freedom of the rising shirt and gives an elegant solution to a pervasive problem. The under belly. Not all freedoms should be granted.

(caution - the Belly Anit-Freedom Clip may cause serious harm when unclipped. Use two-hands, and maintain control at all times)

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MESSY EATING FREEDOM CLIP - Free yourself from the unwanted mess handheld foods can create. The eating clip will keep food where it was meant to stay. In your hands.

(caution - do not eat clip)

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MOOD WARNING CLIP - This clip comes with interchangeable letters, allowing your Mood Warning Clip to change with you. It's like scrabble for your moods.

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  1. Michael Duggan 1 April, 2015 at 09:48 Reply

    I was about to order a lot of coffee! LOL I seriously was confused and upset. I couldnt figure out why you make jokes about the clip and stop the coffee….. Im glad it was just a joke.. I spent 145 bucks last month lol I LOVE your coffee. The wife is hooked now the in-laws love it. I keep having to order cases. I am SO happy I found yall.

  2. Caryn 1 April, 2015 at 09:51 Reply

    Can the belly clip also be used for the backside? I think it’s actually more needed there, would greatly reduce plumber’s crack…

  3. Tara Sparks 1 April, 2015 at 10:08 Reply

    I’m actually am sad the Mood Warning clip isn’t real. Lol (and the pants one I think I would buy stock in and just attack the teens in my area and force them to use them, lol.)

    • Bill 22 April, 2015 at 03:49 Reply

      Just how darn important is it to be on the phone all of the time anyway? The Rogers Family Cell Phone Clip should be mandatory on all “smart” (and not-so-smart) phones. A flip phone is way ahead of the curve since it has one built in.

  4. Pamela 1 April, 2015 at 11:20 Reply

    I was going to order the cell phone clip, lip clip and pants lip. DARN!! I need these for some people. GREAT APRIL FOOLS JOKE!! Thanks for the laugh 🙂

  5. Gary 1 April, 2015 at 12:17 Reply

    Saying the Rogers family is out of the coffee business is like saying the Japanese are out of the car business! You could still get something called a car but it just wouldn’t be of the same quality we had come to expect!!

  6. Mama-cela 1 April, 2015 at 13:14 Reply

    Thanks for the great humor…send us one of each please!!!
    attention to:
    Mr.. Bugs Bunny
    1 April Ct.

  7. Jim Rogers 1 April, 2015 at 13:55 Reply

    Love your coffee so much I was in a panic when I first started reading the article then glanced at the date on the computer and it hit me… Don’t scare us like that.

  8. Mary 2 April, 2015 at 09:39 Reply

    This is the BEST April Fools Day “got ’em” of all time! I love it, love it, love it.
    Keep me on your list.

  9. Anne 2 April, 2015 at 10:46 Reply

    April Fools! Heheheheeeeee…..

    That was entertaining. Belt clip, maybe.
    Phone Cover Clip, Kewl.
    Eye clip, lip clip: I’ve been had 🙂

  10. Gail 7 May, 2015 at 10:08 Reply

    i absolutely love your Fog Chaser coffee and have introduced several of my friends to it as well. Sadly BJs warehouse told me on Monday that it has been discontinued!!! That’s the only reason I’m a member there. Please tell me that it will be back in BJs soon!?!? Where else can I find it in the NJ shore area?

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